Lawyers and Attorneys are the Same Thing
Change Your Oil Every 3,000 Miles
Olympic Gold Medals are Made of Gold
Daylight Savings Time Saves Energy
Ship’s Captains can Perform Weddings at Sea
Skydivers Shoot Upward When Their Parachute Opens
Walt Disney Created Mickey Mouse
Half of All Marriages End in Divorce
Dry Cleaning is Dry
Cow Tipping
Dentists Use Novocaine
2x4s are 2″ x 4″
‘Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds’ is about LSD
The 21st Century Began in 2000
Black Friday is the Biggest Shopping Day of the Year
Red Cars Cost More to Insure